Quarantine Amusement... - Fly Girl

Quarantine Amusement…

How about getting real about living in quarantine?? These should be very relatable!?
Day 1-I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2-Opening my eighth bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies may not last!
Day 3-Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew??
Day 4-8:00 pm. Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5-Today, I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello shots!!
Day 6-I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7-Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8-Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9-I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I’m getting dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10-Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a “web designer”. LOL
Day 11-Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “what the hell do you want now?”
Day 12-I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13-If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14-Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1. Baseball.
Day 15-Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner 395 times this month?
Thank you to Dr. McKenna for this!

1 Comment

  1. DAN

    Too FUNNY! Much laughter! Glad the facemask was in place…someone just snorted!

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